The MassageBot, A Revolutionary New Therapy for the Aches of Today’s Modern Lifestyle

Tired of painful joints and muscles?

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Sore feet?

You need the MassageBot®, a revolutionary new therapy for the aches, pains and stiffness associated with today’s modern lifestyle.

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Do not attempt to adjust your visual displays; I have control. My name is Shea Kelly from Non-Compliant Sector 61023. You may think of the Non-Compliant Sector as the ghettos where they’ve stuck the dregs of society not worthy to be implanted with your government-provided chip. You’ve been told that we engage in petty power struggles and are no better than animals fighting over meager scraps of food. But I’ve hacked into this blog to tell you the truth. You are being lied to by the government that has coddled you. The government tells you that the power struggles in our Sector have nothing to do with you. They tell you that the residents of The Sector are no more than just uneducated whores, thugs, and hackers and we deserve to be here because we refused to implant your chips and comply with your morality codes. But we’re just like you – with one important difference: We knew something about the chip that you didn’t and that’s why we came over here to live. These power struggles you watch nightly are more than just diversions. They affect your life and you better hope the right side wins. So get “Non-Compliant” now.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming….

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“… Why waste your time and money on static and stupid electronic massagers? Program the cost-effective MassageBot with ease, then let it go to work …”

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One thought on “The MassageBot, A Revolutionary New Therapy for the Aches of Today’s Modern Lifestyle

  1. I’ve wanted to get into the Non-Compliant Sector for years but they won’t let me. They say I’m too nice. Little do they know how bad we nice people can be. I’m reading NCS now, hoping to create a disguise so I’ll look very much like Shea. . . .

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